I've not got sound for the Touch of Satan clip but I presume it's the line "This is where the fish live", which cracks me up every time.

I love the short "A Date With The Family"

The Perry Bible Fellowship.

As I'm a Brit and they only ever show the movie (This Island Earth) on TV over here, it was the first MST3K I saw and I've got a really soft spot for it.

"I hear you're a racist now, Father? What's the church's official stance on this? Should we all be racist now? Because you know, the farm takes up most of the day, and in the evenings I just like a nice cup of tea, so I couldn't devote myself to the aul racism full-time…"

I like the word "verbing".

Never 'misunderestimate' the stupidity of people. Especially crappy English teachers.

Actually some of them probably would. Let the punchings commence.

Deconstruct all you like, I'm sticking with the stitching idea.

There's no "i" in Princi…

What's Santa ever done for us?

Plenty of people I know use the word "text" as the past tense of "text", as in "I text her last night." It's as if the present tense is the word "tecs" and the past tense is "tecsed". When I point out that it should really be "texted" I get blank looks. Or a punch in the mouth.

Knee jerk reaction. Dr Marvin Monroe probably out-tubs him as well. And as we all know, he was NEVER popular.

Nah, that's just the stitching on his jacket. His nipples are waaaay lower than that.

Worst. Tubby Bearded Genius. Ever.

With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'…

That James L Brooks guy is another one. Although if I'd made Spanglish I'd probably want to become a recluse anyway.

He started off all forthright and zingy and stuff, then tailed off towards the end. But I still love his personality and look back on his early answers with genuine affection (see MBS above).

Unicyclists! That's the word I was searching for. I could try to pretend we use a different word in the UK, or that I hate unicyclists so much I can't bring myself to even use the word, but I'll just have to admit I got it wrong. Curses.

No hatred for jugglers? Or monocyclists? Or juggling monocyclists?