That's no avatar, that's an actual picture of me. I'm only a little old lady, no need to be frightened…

It's exactly the same as Wall Street 2, but set on Wall Street.

I'm an Internet Meme and so's my wife. Etc etc.

I'm Roman Polanski and so's my wife.

Don't forget Fenella the Kettle Witch, Juggernaut.

Eat your British greens, they're full of irony.

Hope what you like, I'm not conceding anything.

And surely I like the word surely a bit too much?

Surely though, most of her contributions are quite low key or minimal - a line here, a shot there - that you can hardly begrudge her mentioning them. And if you're dating Scorsese you surely have the right to at least consider the question that you might be his muse? I know last time I dated him, I definitely…

Oh God, was he in As Time Goes By? For shame, Peter, for shame!

Whilst loathe to disagree with someone named Slowdive, Cocteau Twins weren't really a shoegazer band. They were certainly a big influence on that scene (which celebrates itself), but the fact that they were active from the late 1970's mean they predated it by nearly 10 years.

Use Your Aleutian 2: Electric Boog-igloo?

Gotta love those tutors. They do a great job for not much pay.

That's what I'm talking about talking about!

Hey, Sophia Coppola was one of the funniest things in Godfather 2.

Although he runs the risk of being Roger Moore Mk 2. Some people like that. Me, not so much.

Nice to see you getting proactive with that totally outrageous paradigm.

It was jaw dropping to the max…illa

I believe it's the one located directly under Yankee Stadium.

Very true. Also, from all the scaremongering "documentaries" and dramas I've seen about it (er, both of them) I'm led to believe that such a disaster would, indeed, be the end of the world. Cheery.