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I love this bit: "Ichabod Crane might never get a change of clothes, but if he does, he’ll turn into a hipster."

Heh. I could, I suppose - but my pronunciation is not up to Ichabod's standards, and I already made a mistake in the bit above. Sigh.

I'll pile on. This was TOTALLY ridiculous, and I can't believe I'm typing that about a show with Horsemen of the Apocalypse thundering around.

That's definitely implied in the teaser for the next episode.

He's either a Hessian or one of the "in two weeks I go home" characters (that line of dialogue is an even better predictor than wearing a red shirt in Star Trek).

No kidding. The scissors can easily slip and get your finger instead. ARGH.

I have a little sharp thingie specifically for CD's; it is brilliant.

Good point, we should start keeping that master list. Somewhere there's a gif of him freaking out when the shower starts (from Ep. 2 or 3) that makes me laugh whenever I think about it.

Maybe they're supposed to have come from some obscure village in rural England that hadn't gone through the Great Vowel Shift yet? Except in that case I don't know how they would've communicated with Sir Walter Raleigh.

Oh, I noticed.

You need to figure out a way to hiss "Croatoan" at them in a really creepy voice.

St. Crispin's? I liked it. Here you go: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/gpe…

Presumably you can do post-production right up until the last minute? A bit of sound editing and that ridiculous "s" is gone.

They've fixed it - listen carefully! I think they had to do some very late sound editing.

Also, where is Zombie Cho? He didn't get iced at the end of Ep. 2, did he? There's so much going on onscreen that I lose track sometimes.

I think Yolanda (of "Northstar") should have her own episode.

THANK YOU. This is such a great description of this whacked-out, delightful show. I just read it to my husband, and - sigh - promptly had to explain what the Bechdel Test is.

Yeah, maybe it was kind of like that? But yellow. I would brood about it, but I'm not as attractive as Tom Mixon when I brood.

Glee. Because then it will be over.