So I guess that means there was no Joker themed sex toy then, right?

It was from the Artie Lange Too Fat To Fish book review last week.

The Late Shift
I thought The Late Shift was okay. I don't remember much about it, but I liked it when David Letterman made fun of it and sarcastically said that he likes throwing darts all day.

And remember, heroin is good for your liver!

I don't like dogs, they smell bad.

I'm kind of skeptical that he did anything at all. I still haven't seen a definitive picture of a wrist slashing scar. They say he wears a watch to hide it though.

Cowboy Bebop was okay. Evangelion is a good place to start but it's a little confusing. Rurouni Kenshin had good episode and terrible episode all mixed in there, not very consistent. I kind of liked Berserk even though it was ugly and kind of terrible. And if you're girly you can't go wrong with Fushigi Yuugi.

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

I don't have friends and won't be seeing this tomorrow, or most likely ever.

There were two volcano movies also. And there were two movies about Truman Capote.

I use Netzero, it's $9.95 a month! I can't afford anything better…

George Stephanopoulos is adorable.

I'll definitely end up watching it, but I know that when I'm watching Duchovny, I'll be thinking about his "sex addiction".

A comment on the imdb says that it is "an interesting addition to the clown horror subgenre."

X-Files Movie
Let me guess, Mulder and Scully get in over their heads while investigating a government conspiracy.

She seems to always feel sorry for herself and make herself out to be a victim, so I'm guessing that she cries during sex.

First thing I thought of when I got to work was "I hope ZMF has reviewed Four Christmases." Thank you. I hope we get even more reviews in the future.

I'm already starting to go through snark withdrawl, by Monday morning I'll be shaking like a junkie.

Although it was clever the first million times we saw it, I think we are getting a little tired of the fake zodiac motherfucker all caps posts.

Where is Professor Firstie? I need grades on these firsties!