I tried watching it but it got annoying real fast.

I don't like getting gifts, it always ends up being crap I don't need but have to keep around anyway so that I don't hurt anyone's feelings.

Christmas is okay because I like candy canes.

I can't believe he wrote "dull the pain of mundane offline play". Mundane? I didn't think anything about the game was mundane or painful. I didn't like the driving parts much but I wouldn't call it painful.

Damn, Harlow, that is some freaky shit. Wow.

Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man…

I thought so, but I couldn't think of anything clever to write in retaliation. I'm a failure :(

not an A- episode
I didn't like this episode very much, definitely not an A-. That Howdy Doodie thing was so unfunny, ugh. I didn't like Ray Charles at all, both the music and the sketches. The only thing I liked was Aykroyd as Tom Snyder, which I think is always funny.

The av club forced that picture upon us and I'm simply agreeing with Naughty. I'm female and I have no interest in kids or anyone else for that matter, Chris Hansen.

I saw it. Looked exactly the way Naughty described it. It was disturbing since you didn't see Santa in the ad, just the long black shaft in the kid's mouth.

you should consider yourself lucky

I'm not a fat kid, but goddamn do I love cake.

I haven't seen any and don't plan to.

If you beat your kids with an invisible belt, people can't see the marks, right?

I worked at Wal-Mart and you can really see some fucked up customers there. Now I work in a lab and I'm exposed to toxic chemicals. I'm not sure which is worse, but at least I'm getting paid more.

ice man!

Huh???

One plus two plus two plus one.

I'm betting that Parker Lewis Can't Lose hasn't aged well.

Or they could pair it up with spotted dick.