Unfortunately, I'm not creative enough to come up with a lengthy fake spoiler. This one is all too real.

Thanks, @avclub-ce63297260f8266fabf1f978049c306c:disqus, I knew I was forgetting some detail.

MAJOR SPOILERS ABOUND!

Man, no love at all for Tennis - Cape Dory? That album was so much fun! It brought a little bit of summer to last winter. Great stuff.

Oh, c'mon. He does Jean K. Jean, which is basically just a retread of Pierre Escargot. Zut alors!

Dale's SSN was 987-65-4321. I'm pretty sure that's nobody's.

*You* might get a four-day weekend. I, however, only get Thursday off, which really makes the feast pretty underwhelming (since I have to drive 2 hours back home right after). Bah humbug.

I think the guy watching Wheeler was *supposed* to be conspicuous. Just a message to Wheeler that he's not above being surveilled.

I'm pretty sure he is. Florida Theatre in Jacksonville tweeted that he'll be there on 11/17. And they responded to me that the full US tour dates will be announced on Monday. So look for and update to this post, probably.

Since I'm two days late and no one will ever see this, I'll go ahead and post mine.

What's Opera, Doc?
Anyone notice how the bugs bunny cartoon playing on the TVs at the Buy More corresponded well to the set piece of most of the action tonight?