Hey, Trakball: I wrote the shoe comment about McHale (and I stand by it), but really I just stole it from old cartoons. I'm glad that it lives on!

LES, I would really like to read something by your John Donnesque penis.

The punctuation will matter greatly.

The old man has a point. Some ladies do enjoy fucking guys in ties.

I'm pretty sure you're kidding, JTTO, but I'd totally see that.

Sam's got quite a beak on him. I wouldn't mess with that fucker.

Eh, who cares? When it's this close to Christmas, is there such a thing as breaking out the liquor too early?

As a child you laughed at a girl stuck in a refrigerator?

You're missing the point. They don't make music, they steal it.

Um, we call that the ROBOPOCALYPSE.

+ 1,000,000 for sarCCastro

Goddamn, is that picture recent? What moisturizer does she use?

Maybe even before they finish filming/destroying Arthur?

Could you try that again, but more Britishy?

I could get behind a Cloud Atlas film written and directed by Twyker, but probably not anyone else.

Sometimes Australian women look like Portia de Rossi.

I don't think that was Christina Ricci.

Or it can just live up to FILTHY, FILTHY history, and then it should be quite entertaining.

The Ref! YES! THAT'S what my x-mas viewing has been missing!

I think that question is for Elizabeth Gilbert.