The secret ingredient is phone.

He's unintentionally comedic all the time.

Skinemax/general softcore: good
tit fucking: just fine
facials: no. not ever.
armpits: seriously?

It also included a discussion of which Metallica album to play in the delivery room. I believe they decided on Ride the Lightning. That won me over.

Sorry. He's busy embarrassing San Francisco at the moment.

For cryin' out loud!
No more Chelsea Handler, people! Just stop it! Even if she's not starring, it's still AWFUL.

Wait, wait, wait — who the FUCK okayed this Rob Schneider thing? I WANT ANSWERS!!!

Disorder is great, but I'll take Isolation.

Omnipotent?

But, Phel - the Canadia! The Canadiaaaa!!!

That can't be true.

She would only be more of a hero if she did.

So, just like normal then?

But the Stooges shirt is just her way of showing that she's classy but she doesn't give a FUCK. Just like mom said.

Except, you know, the Polish part.

I know, right? How dare that man have more than a few supporting roles in TV and films in recent years! It's like, what does he think he is, a *performer*?

Dammit, I always forget Willow!

Don't underestimate the influence of his suckiness.

Real Genius is a better example.

I'll allow it.