Wait, is it 1985 again?

I read this one in Charlie's lawman voice, and it was awesome:

The claret… the malbec…

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, FIRSTIE! YOU GET FORK-STABBED!

Robots can suck it. Everyone knows the greatest -ocalypse will come from Metal.

Oh, it was SO awful though! And Bull Durham is SO awesome!

How did the same guy who made Bull Durham make Tin Cup?
Or should I say, Tin Cup: The Movie that NEVER FUCKING ENDS BECAUSE IT JUST KEEPS GOING ON BEING HORRIBLE

I would buy the fucking box set of that.

Ape Froman wins the internets.

Good call, fastandsloppy. Some good may come of this yet.

The one on the left is melting, and not well.

Then what's Bristol?

I think that thing on the right is a bag of sticks and silicone in a horse hair wig.

Ooh! Let's get Elizabeth Banks a show! She's actually funny!

Everything about the books is delightful.

The first one I thought of is Pinback's AFK:

I just Googled Human Centipede today. I believe I will be skipping lunch.

>> I had to wrap my feet in toilet paper in order to prevent getting sick.

Since when is Mad Men on Showtime?

I was waiting for that.