Oh, that's fantastic. "Fortnight", which is what I thought I heard, would have been funny enough, but "forknight" is amazing. This show is number one on the list of things to be thankful for.

Wow, I forgot the body and face line - that *was* amazing.

Riff named my numbers 2 & 3 on the favorites list, respectively, but nothing, NOTHING, can top The Gang Dances Their Asses Off.

I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.

+5 for mark84

There's also no "I'll Stick Around." What the shit is that about?

Seriously? Well, that would make me sad twice.

They were still writing really good songs on the last record, but the filler ratio was sadly rising a little. But I still say it was the production that ruined a good portion of Room on Fire.

Did you just compare Ryan the Temp to Jimi?

Losing the plot has totally fucked the chicken.

I don't think this looks so horribly offensive. I mean, I'm not about to count the days until it opens, but I think dreck like this is far less grating than stuff like Christmas with the Kranks or Surviving Christmas or any other ZANY HOLIDAY ANTICS-style crap.

There is no room for emotions in equations!

Let's not give Michael Bay any other ideas, mbs.

Would you say that to Tom Petty?

I'm still just waiting for the end parenthesis.

Goldmine!
If they're smart enough to sell this commercial to the Lifetime, Oxygen, and WE channels, I'm gonna buy me some Quizno's stock.

BLUE MAN, WHERE YOUR FEET AT???

A very good read, but it's best as a follow up to "Please Kill Me," if only for the sake of chronology.

A second viewing shows the minotaur to be correct.

@ Terry1 - I think he dropped in a $100 bill, but I don't think that was all of his tips.