Never!

What exactly was it that tipped you off?

Is this some kind of awful attempt to recreate the "Did they mention the wife?" scene from So I Married an Axe Murderer?

You weren't kidding about adopting that phrase, Penguin.

How do you know anything about her veins?

Et tu, VH1?
You mean the participants on those VH1 shows are of questionable character? I am shocked. SHOCKED.

That's some weakass trolling. Patton is only awesome.

Rainn Wilson came up with the movements, but I think the words were already there in the script.

Well, sure, plenty of things are wack as fuck, and the good stuff ends too soon, but sometimes we all just gotta grit our teeth and get through it. Hope you find some ownage soon.

Why so glum, ZMF? Isn't Sons of Anarchy's new season starting soon?

That's a good call, Tito. Total Jam ripoff.

Opie don't direct for free, man.

You're all just jealous that Keith won this year's GE Follow-ship Award and you didn't.

1995 is right out!

Be honest, Soce. You're just waiting to Netflix it to your ivory tower like the rest of us.

Jeong & Rudd have my favorite exchange in the movie, when Jeong arrives for the first time and everyone is kneeling for the king and he gives Rudd that expectant look and just gets a "No" in return. Owns.

Richie Alpert wins the internets. We'll even throw in a lifetime supply of eyeliner.

Those are just Christmas prices. Like the song says, "'tis the season to be gougey," or something like that.

Oh my God. That video is like 1988 having sex with itself.

That is totally my new favorite website. 'Cause you know who else liked websites?