I like Kerouac and Farrar, but not Gibbard. I'm ambivalent.

There's your Hawaiian shout out for the day, OtP. Enjoy your moment.

Fu you too, buddy!

Another plot point
It will feature Rove freaking the fuck out and firing a whole bunch of US Attorneys for not supporting the Republican party enough. Laughs aplenty!

No apology needed, Arsenio. Sorry I snapped. I may have let my emotions get the best of me.

No, no - you've said all that needs to be said.

Uh…and the solid-body guitar isn't? Not trying to be a dick to you, AB, but my point is just that he was HUGELY influential in a lot of ways over the last several decades.

THANK you! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who found that the most bothersome thing about the whole crap commercial.

Ooh! Bonus random ethnic stereotyping!

They don't have those C-shaped hands for nothing.

Sounds more like a role for Rob Schneider.

The change in the coordinating conjunction is also good.

Oh, Tobias. You blowhard!

The Don Draper's Guide is fantastic. I think 94% of women meeting him in person would in fact say, with a big smile, "Now, let's get me out of this skirt!"

Gross Point Blank Piven…maybe. I think the most I could take is Say Anything Piven, which amounts to about 4 minutes of screen time.

Piven has become so intolerable that I can't even enjoy PCU anymore. It's not like it's a great film or anything, but it was entertaining enough to sit through while hungover on a weekend morning. Now I don't even have that anymore. Fucking Piven.

"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty…This is — this is ridiculous. Ok. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. Ju— I'll go. Shit. GOD DAMN IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SNAP!

"Do you have a kiss for Daddy???"

Agenda for this weekend: John Hughes DVD marathon (heavy on the Ferris) punctuated by songs by The English Beat.