A bag full of rottweilers sounds cuddly.

I hear vitriol is the new black.

And how!

Quoth Stephen King:

Once more, with feeeeeling:

Mabey they'll cover a sweet jam by Three Times One Minus One.

The Hater : Daily Buzzkills :: Nelson Muntz : Lisa Simpson

Sean O'Neal's writing makes little hearts float out of my eyes.

Twittzler I can understand, but what the hell is 4 Ambien?

Yeah, but it goes back to F when you get to "The Net updated for the year 2002."

Didn't she do a Mad Men calendar last year?

Hey Riff - I like your taste in jewelry!

Mine is getting pantsless with Draper.

Magical Half Jew FTW!!!

I can believe it, B. Rex. This trailer is WIN. Hope the movie lives up to it…

It's not Bradley's fault. Carl never told him that there were delicious Triscuit crackers in the car.

Sweet Jesus! I've never worn that much makeup in my whole life! That's some frightening shit, man.

In all fairness, you *do* have to blame it on something.

"I enjoy routinely beating elephants." —P.T. Barnum

efroniacs, self-destruct!