They're right, though, those Helens. Hawaii *was* better before.

Hotel Chevalier = Aneurysm? I could get behind that.

Haha, nice one, Yoko. I just meant skimming off the till, but that works too.

Rich baristas = clever thieves?

It's ok. They can't all be winners.

It's named after the Hole song.

What?! Shaun of the Dead is hilarious! I thought it was at least a little scary, but I don't watch a lot of zombie movies. The comedy's first rate, tho.

I like Porkchop's idea. Let's add ice-9 to this crap and destroy the imbeciles.

Better yet, who is the greater plague on society: Rand or L. Ron Hubbard?

How's that working out for you?

Motherfucker! Right in the EAR!

Cocaine's a hell of a drug, eh Horsey?

Since there's no other way to stop him
I'm afraid I will have to use my AK today. Shit.

TomWaits FTW - I'm still laughing.

You find things out by telling them to others? That's amazing!

Hey, Soda Lover - Fresca is available everywhere I shop. I'm addicted to the Black Cherry, but I still see the Peach and regular varieties all over the place.

Doo doo da doo doo! Doo doo da doo doo!
The system is down. The system is down.

Oh, I see. So the endless fires and urban deterioration are more exotic that way.

But Chris Hardwick is much, much hotter.

Wait, techno isn't Euro?
That can't possibly be true.