That lineup is AMAZING! It's like the League of Extraordinary Chefs. There's gonna be some seriously badass cookery.

He's saying he wants an invitation to your afternoon barbecue.

My two favorites, that ALWAYS make me laugh:

I still don't believe that Asher Roth is real. I think that's how I can sleep at night.

This is going to be a HUGE hit
and that makes me very, very sad.

You can just turn off the TV, you know.

I could do without the Brittany Murphy, but otherwise this is great.

Can't blame him for something I myself would do. I'm not into the ladies, but seriously - Scarlett's got a nice rack. It's worth admiring.

No way. Janice is and always will be Donatella Versace.

He's honing his jockey-sized line for the short girl season of ANTM.

In Rainbows = OK Computer > The Bends = Amnesiac > HTTT > Kid A > Pablo Honey

A Radiohead Cover That's NOT Sacrilicious
The Section Quartet do a fabulous version of OK Computer. It's amazing all the way through, but I especially love the fact that the cello takes the melody on my favorite song, No Surprises. Check it out!

Not Into "Fake Plastic Trees"
I've never understood all the fuss about that song. Not saying it's bad, just saying I don't like it.

CAT ON MY HEAD! CAT ON MY HEAD!

Clarification - I didn't mean that you are at all dishonest, TomWaits, but rather even thoug I'm a huge snob, I'm up front with it. That is all.

Really? Those VH1 shows make me want to point at the skanks and laugh and enjoy feeling superior.

Or have stands for the briefcases so that the models didn't have to hold them up. Oh well.

Also, the hairstyle says, "Fork and Toaster are not friends, as it turns out."

Whoa, whoa, whoa - no disrespect to Wiig, but Chris Farley was ALWAYS funny.

I feel sorry for the Berkeley Rep.