Ugh, that sounds like a bad blonde joke.

Second, if you call Alex (16-years-old) a child.

Interesting - maybe that's his "wound spot", just like Locke's problem with his legs all the time.

Dr. Gnu FTW

This is from 1995 or 1996 - not sure:

That was from The Simpsons? I just thought it was from the commercial where the guy mistakenly writes Kansas City Chefs in the end zone.

Aaaah, the meta-ness of that idea just gave me an aneurysm. Oouuuuccchhhhh.

Arcade Fire is certainly a great choice, but I'm gonna be disappointed if I don't hear some Sigur Ros in the film.

I haven't been this happy since I accidentally discovered the Maurice Sendak collection at a book museum in Philadelphia. This looks seriously promising.

Wow, whoever said that meth and desperation go hand in hand was *way* off base.

-Organizing Nabin's monocle collection.

It is highly, highly retarded that he's putting his name on it, but I'll admit it's possible that it's tasty. Limoncello is pretty hard to fuck up.

Whoa, I think he's just a rascist…

Well, what was the gazpacho doing in a bucket?!?

Ecco! La ringrazio, signore!

Please forgive the pedant…
…but I suspect you meant that Paul English was Nelson's "consigliere."

I thought her plan on that was "telling everybody." So, you know, that's threatening.

Great, now PW is on fire. Are you happy now, Miley??? IS YOUR BLOODLUST SATISFIED AT LAST?????

Oh, that can't be good.

Why is she singing?
Does she think those are alternate lyrics? Just say the goddamn instructions like a normal person.