And well short of Nyquil.

Hooray for KY Bourbon!

I really liked The Comeback, and I said that exact same thing as Amelie when I saw the ads for this dreck last night.

You think you're bitter?!? Why do you think I took up stabbing??!?!?

It's a fair question, GH, and you could very well be right — I just might not find anything I like. But before I can admit defeat, I want to make sure I've given it a fair chance, especially for someone who has such an ecclectic catalog.

Alright, that's it. Shut it down!

Up and at them! Up and at them!

Tony Gwynn would have hit .400 in '94 if not for the goddamned strike. I'm still pissed off. But that's neither here nor there.

Petameter!
Instead of 5 metrical feet, it has 4, just like our furry little friends :)

You all better learn to master your rage, lest rage become your master.

Anne Hathaway is a gay icon?

Ah, the mysterious "search" button. I'll consider that one in the future. Thanks for the tips, Taint :)

Primer?
Try as I might, I've never been able to get into Neil Young. I like when other artists cover his stuff and I know he's a great songwriter, but I'm just not able to find original tracks of his that I'm into.

Yeah, the parent sex is especially disturbing.

Gotta be Shyra.

Mustard gas-aids and paper cut-itis?

Well, you know what they say about a man: Big head…

If I have the patience of a 7-year-old, I'm having a *good* day. Hooray!

Yes.

Dammit!
They're shelving The Yiddish Policemen's Union? But I hate waiting!