Holy fuck, that would be amazing, if only for simultaneous cardiac arrests suffered by all of ABC's execs.

Thanks to Yakety Sax, even abortion is zany!

Oh! Well in that case, ti ringrazio tantissimo!

Expand your knowledge of New Zealandness.

Who needs a hairnet?!? We're using our feet!

Pilgrim, just because you're hung over doesn't mean you get to sass me.

I have been schooled.

I'm not taking advice from anyone who tells me that something will "effect" my brain at all.

Yeah, I'm interested to see if they can make proper use of Portia de Rossi & Malcolm Barrett. Definitely enough ingredients here to make the funny, so let's just hope that ABC doesn't screw it up.

Tots FTW.

As a flying raccoon, Kiko may in fact know a thing or two about mutant flying beasts.

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Can we just give him the dollar and get on with our lives?

I've thought about it: no.

Let me think about it and get back to you.

They also meant to maintain one verb tense in the second paragraph of the press release, but they're MTV. What can ya do?

We know about the gas, PW. We also know about "da ul-seh."

Eh, I was just trying to cover for Pilgrim (who I imagine is already drunk on this fine holiday).

I love that there are examples of musical instruments that she could play. Either the phrase "musical instrucments" is far too mysterious and would have only received blank stares (until the "piano, violin" examples clear it all up, at last) or all other musical instruments are un-wifey.

Um, that's DUE respect. Wow.

With all do respect to the great JVS, the question is, "Do you TAKE drugs?" so maybe that was the source of Pilgrim's confusion.