"Jimmy Fallon's wife married Drew's producing partner."

The best Interpol song is Untitled. So beautiful, so understated.

"Jesus, etc" is the only song I can think of that makes me cry each and every time I hear it. (Although I will frequently tear up for Ray Charles' "You Don't Know Me" or any good version of "You Are My Sunshine.")

Yes, MHJ! Best line of the night!

Nobody should apologize to Patch Adams.

Oh, for fuck's sake! How did I miss the Futurama reference??? I sentence myself to a 4-season DVD marathon this weekend, studying for midterms be damned!

I'd be more interested in opera in a surgery.

Gentle Herpes' use of the exclamation point FTW.

Nah, it's just muder. I think you're safe.

Hang on, Coogin. No one said it's an iListen.

He's probably already working. Let's give Emmanuel Lewis a call.

Not possible. I'm sure the book's good and everything, but one of the best parts of the show is *seeing* Kyle Chandler get annoyed at something.

Because he's brilliantly funny. Who wouldn't be gay for that?

Better yet, can we join him?

I loved the cold open. I thought it was all about how easily Michael is distracted, even after Jim had to panic and just go with the first thing he could think of.

Who's Noel Murphy?

Please, no.

That can't possibly be true. I stand by the powdered meat theory.

Aw, see that, Prison Wine? You *do* have friends! Imaginary, interwebs-based friends!

Ew. That sounds like the bleu cheese you forgot about for too long in the fridge.