Seriously. That phone call with the weeping and the "I need to see you", I've been there. I mean, it gave me flashbacks! Ouch.

"Latrine… such an unusual name."

I'm starting a Robin Hood: Men in Tights quote thread RIGHT NOW:

also, "nice names!"

Ve are so poor, ve don't even have a langvage! Just a stupid accent!

My mom has a story about going to see Blazing Saddles with her boyfriend right when it first came out. Apparently they were in a midday theater, and they were laughing so hard they were just screaming and crying. Meanwhile, the rest of the theater was SILENT. And my mom and her boyfriend are on the floor crying.

I suggest ya put on a tie!

*waves hand* faygelas?

Quiet Muriel, that's a sure way to get him killed!

"I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!"