All the reasons for these comics not to be made into movies are overthought. The number one reason: no one gives one shit about any of these properties.

"Chickenhawk" is my favorite political description - I can't get enough of it. It says so much with one word. Thank you.

"Chickenhawk" is my favorite political description - I can't get enough of it. It says so much with one word. Thank you.

Ted Nugent: not racist, but #1 with racists!

Ted Nugent: not racist, but #1 with racists!

“Welcome to rock bottom,” he mutters to himself…

“Welcome to rock bottom,” he mutters to himself…

What, no comment about Gene gluing his wang to a R/C copter?

What, no comment about Gene gluing his wang to a R/C copter?

Despite the wonderful music selection (Sleigh Bells, yay!) and the somewhat relatable situations and locales, most of you do realize that this show is awful - right? The acting, outside of maybe Lena, is terrible. The characters, outside of maybe Shoshanna, range somewhere between terrible and despicable. The script…

Ummm….is "Appetite for Destruction" too obvious a choice?

Me too! But I will spend my 40 on hookers and blow. Or whores and ale, which is what my generation does.

Does anyone in their right fucking mind watch a movie because Vince Vaughn is in it anymore? When was the last time he was actually funny - Mr. and Mrs Smith? That was like EIGHT gawddamn movies ago, and he had a bit part. I guess Wedding Crashers came out the same time, but still - 7 years ago for crissakes. FUCK…

Yikes…Drive Angry was more enjoyable? This must be a real turd sandwich.

Wow - I can't believe the people that are defending this episode. It was definitely the worst of this season, and definitely the loooooooooooooooooooongest. My GOD I wanted it to stop at the 15 minute mark, but it just kept going. It's laugh-per-minute ratio was definitely the lowest of possibly any episode in the…

Wow - Chris Cornell solo obscure song reference - awesome. That is a nice song, one of three or so on that album.

FINALLY…"Road to Nowhere" used in a trailer. I always imagined it being used in a McG or Michael Bay opening credits, but oh well.

Again - I don't think anyone is saying The Dark Knight is beyond reproach, but the movies John Semley mentions as underappreciated are that way for a reason - they were not good movies. Maybe Taken was a relatively good action movie, but compared to the last half-decade is not saying much. The entire 2000s have sucked…

Unstoppable a "legitimately great genre spectacle"? Holy crap that movie was horrible, with its constant noise, constantly spinning camera, and utter predictability. Taken was a little better, but Machete - really? How can you diss "brainy" blockbusters - that's like hating the best football player just because he…

I don't this guy has a clue what makes interesting television, or why people watch his shows. Don't quit your day job, Nevins - golf, probably.