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My favorite Rush song, which is really saying something.

So…how many fucking bombs is it going to take to sink Paul W.S. Anderson's career? Jeezus he's like the Road Runner. He must be some kind of budget wizard, right?

DDG - Sell-Out Record?
This could be a career nadir for him. Has any "respected" director sold out so fast? It is like Coppola going from Godfather to Jack in less than half the time! I guess it was pre-ordained - DDG's IMDB pic looks so hipster douchey.

Bold Statement - Caged Actor
I have to say this is the worst I have ever seen Cage act. It wasn't so much tonally wrong or even incompetent, just brazenly lazy and nonchalant. Not only does he not want to be there, he reflects it in every single scene. Drive Angry was practically a grindhouse flick, and it demanded at

Agreed.

I need help
Why do I keep getting sucked into these Tom Cruise-driven action movies?!? Ever since the awesome original MI - I jsut can't help myself. MI:2 was garbage, MI:3 and Night and Day were meh. Is it some kind of unrealized man-crush? Am I attracted to his absolute relentless determination despite the misguided

Sincere Thanks
I am going to try to muster all the sincerity that life and this job market hasn't beaten out of me and say: thanks. I have a fairly shitty commute, and the AV Club's comments often make my morning almost bearable. Especially if the subject is indefensible, like Bay, Bol, or this Bizkit, your comments

Awww how cute…LaBute still thinks anyone cares about his movies!
He hasn't made a good movie in over a decade. The Shape of Things really showed how he was running out of self-absorbed ideas, and a waste of a great cast. Then he awkwardly attempted to sellout for a few bad movies, and now his career is at a

The Change-Up looks so gawddamn awful…
…so bad. So, so bad. Bateman we know is just cashing checks at this point, but can't Reynolds be a little choosier? It's like everyone saw the massive box office of "Than Hangover" and they all simultaneously told their agents:"PUT ME IN A SHITTY R-COMEDY, FUCKING OR YOU ARE

Glorify teen motherhood?
My significant other watches this show, and I've caught a few episodes of both Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant and bits and pieces here and there. I don't really care for reality shows where people don't really do anything unique and interesting. However, the people who think that this show

Please everyone, stop publicly loving the A-Team. What a piece of moronic crap - it made The Losers practically cerebral in comparison. The cast couldn't even carry it, and when Neeson and Co. can't carry your action movie then it is seriously bad. The action scenes were poorly done, the plot was so convoluted that it

Are we SURE…
…this isn't A-Team 2? The accolades flew just as fast and furious for that movie, right?

I've bought every BF game since 1942..
..and I'm STILL not going to pre-order this 6 months in advance. Does anyone actually do that, and if so WHY?

One of half-dozen people that like Lillard
But this movie looks stinky-bad…wannabe Garden State bad, which is very bad.

Here here! Seems like all these Phil-hating bastards must be either bitter wannabe critics or jealous members of aspiring bands. "Oh why oh why can't I bang away at my 2 chords and become as popular as that hack Phil Collins!! I thought Nirvana killed the need for musical craftmanship!"

Oh shit…a ton of good Phil solo songs, not the least of which "I Missed Again" and "Take Me Home"

So how many movies does this rip off…at least five. Farrelly Brothers are finally desperate. Well, MORE desperate.

So one of these douchebags wants permission to cheat on…let me see if I get this straight…Christina Applegate and JENNA FISCHER. Dump their asses to the curb, ladies. Captain Monogamy awaits.

Sorry Preacher fans
I know how you feel - I cringed, and rightfully so, when I heard that Mark Steven Johnson was directing Daredevil. The Salton Sea is one of my faves, but Caruso has been directing crap ever since. "Taking Lives" was one of the most ludicrous movies I've ever seen.

Topher, Working his ASS off?
So I saw this preview, and I thought "so THIS is where Topher's been all this time", yet it was made FOUR years ago? Jeezus doesn't he know the window for pretty boy actors in pretty boy roles is like 4-5 years? There's plenty of time for legit acting, start cranking out the sex comedies.