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Taran Squanderer
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"Yes we are as sick of Halo clones as much as you are"

Please, Scott and Washington, Stop Now.
This is just f*cking gawddamn lazy filmmaking - why does Washington keep hooking up with this hack? Denzel, take a break from moviemaking for awhile - a breather. Maybe a full year. You are just recycling the same two or three roles at this point. What happened to "Training Day"

Poor Ben Stiller
He gets dragged kicking and screaming into this garbage just so his next movie can be a pet project. One of these days he will have the pull to make ONLY the movies he wants to make.

Boondocks…
I can't decide if maybe I missed the major point of the show, or that you make it sound a lot more interesting that it actually is. All I know is Uncle Ruckus is to cringe-inducing even for the intended level of satire. I miss the comic strip.

Umm - that is an understatement about the cast. What a weird group.

@The Chesapeake Kid: I totally agree - life is too short to watch a movie whose only redeeming quality is awfulness. Or maybe I'm just effing old.

So I guess..
…the bitch is NOT back after all, eh? EH?

Amen on Journey - that double-greatest hits is the….greatest. Then maybe pick and choose some of the singles that are missing.

Perfect description - "white Tyler Perry" - mind if I steal it, Kyle?

Mr. Pierce knows what's what
Cheap Trick, baby.

The picture
He looks like a live-action version of Barney Gumble. That being said, I always look forward to him in whatever movie I am watching.

Probably overthinking it - remote-controlled mines would defeat the purpose me thinks. Shit why not just chuck grenades or gun them down? Were they testing a new mine design or supplier? If so, they may want to change vendors.

@Dr Strange: I noticed that too. I just figured maybe there was some off-camera artillery we were missing. I figured everything else was random, so why the fuck not?

Three words…
Smokin' Aces wannabe - in terms of style, anyway. Those are three scary words. Nice to see Patric getting a paycheck - I hope it was a whopper.

I totally agree.

What happens when the commentaries are funnier than the "comedy" movie itself?
There should be a syndrome for that.

Ditto, Barnaby.

I believe Kimora's entire gawddamn career, nay reason for existence, was started by Russell Simmons. He used up all his goodwill from his RUN D.M.C. years.

I enthusiastically applaud the Liefeld dissing - almost as fun as piling on Kimora. So to speak.

R. Lee Ermey?
Or his Irish equivalent!