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Not a lot of comments so far on Zack and Miri - which was a bad, bad movie. Bad. KS created the movie like he'd just discovered porn the day before.

ELO is awesome.

ELO is awesome.

Castro, sorry dog - kids today nailed it on all counts. If that's the only way you know Journey, then shut up already. We people that actually listen to the original before judging the cover are talking now. You'd probably go down on Ray J in a vid for a six pack of Coors Light, so I wouldn't be so critical of Perry.

Directed by Rob Marshall?
Oh my lord. I would say this has Schumacher/Batman&Robin potential but the third POC already crossed into that territory. I hope the money is worth it, Johnny.

So did the actors vacuum out the talent, or did the Twilight movies themselves sucked the talent out of the actors? I think the verdict is still out.

"…dead-eyed talent vacuum that is Kristen Stewart…"
Yikes, Nate - don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel about her.

Beck song rules
We got a timebomb
We got a timebomb
We got a timebomb
Na na na na

Oh shit, Tango and Cash with Statham and Butler would be awesome.

I dunno…
…this COULD be funny. I mean, Aniston and Gerard ("Butlistan" sounds like a country we are due to invade) are overdue for good movies, right?

Here here, Jorge! I always thought Long was kind of an annoying shrew. I imagine she felt like she had nothing to prove in the sack, while Kirstie….well who the hell knows.

I can diagnose and determine cause of death just by watching clips of Corey and Corey's reality show. Jeezus, Haim was NUTSO.

Oh, and Ginger Snaps is awesome - and the sequels rock too. Hat trick!

Hard Candy is one of the most love/hate movies I've ever seen. I didn't like it, but I sure will not forget it.

nukethewhalesagain, my thoughts exactly. She seems pretty smart and self-aware, so why is she dicking around with these boy toy roles? I wonder if she realizes how difficult it is to shift gears from cleavage bimbo to serious actress in Hollywood. Not everyone can be Jennifer Connelley.

Connelly circa "Career Opportunities" is absolutely spectacular.

I think ElDan nailed it. She needs less "Yes People" around her. Furthermore, her column in EW is buttfuck awful - a perfect bookend to Stephen King's also buttfuck awful column. Do they still write for that rag?

In terms of "quipy", how about "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and, going much farther back, "Ghostbusters". Especially the latter.

""We gotta fall in love in this movie.."
SPOILER ALERT, you goomba.

Curious, I actually think they are funny too.