"Mother of Tears" was indeed an awesome movie of unintentional comedy. The nudity was Mmm good tho.

Senior, I thought the same thing about the sideways pistols. The dude didn't worry about stray bullets.

Hit a nerve on Heche, although another movie reference such as "tapping Christopher Mintz-Plasse to play a mob hitman" might have worked. I watch baseball and I had forgotten how large Sabathia is.

By "Michael Cera", you may have also meant "Jonah Hill" or "anyone in Superbad, since Superbad".

Ahem.

Def Leppard?
May I humbly suggest "Retro Action", their best collection of music after "Hysteria".

Cabin Fever 2 is one of the grossest movies since, well…
…Dead Alive?

Felt Pelt you cracked me up.

It looks surprisingly low-budget
Has Will.i.am gone K-mart on us?

C'mon now - an eggplant with teeth has more talent.

Bravo, Dave78. As also demonstrated with the Grammy awards, the music industry has zero faith in modern music to carry a wide audience.

Archer
"Whoah, was diabetes busy?"

It kinda sneaks up on you until you see it on IMDB
Garry Marshall has the worst resume, in terms of length + quality, of any director still working and attracting a decent cast. Wow - when Pretty Woman is your crown jewel after 40+ years, it may be time to fold up the director's chair.

How does Steve Coogan get sucked into all these family movies?
He must really need the money. I mean REALLY.

What, like we don't remember YOUR bullshit, Carly?
Jeezus you were kicked out of HP for some bullshit corporate espionage shenanigans and the simple fact the company TANKED. Fuck you and Meg Whitman, while we are at it. Both leaders of (when they were ousted) failing companies - now they want to lead a failing state?…

Shoot me, but I like the absurd lyrics. It is not exactly "progressing the art form", but it is entertaining.

The Shawn Kemp comparison is the only one that comes to mind. Physically talented but not too smart, yet wanted more than he'd actually earned just because of others' success.

I appreciate this discussion, but I would like to emphasize that I was NOT trying for a firstie.

The first movie I ever saw in a movie theater
As a 6 year-old kid, I was totally blown away by the theme song during the opening credits. I still really enjot. Ahhhh…pointless nostalgia.

I hate EVERYONE on that lame show Clean House
The black woman really irks me. She is such a brutal sterepotype, with her head bobbing, finger-snapping, and 1970s-era exclamations. Who the hell are these people and how did they get on TV? At least the little couple are…well….little.