Worst thing about Taken can be summed up in one acronym: PG-13.

He grasped at it frantically as it went right over his head, Jorge.

McNabb: "Fuck if I know. You've been asking me that for a decade now. Why don't you ask me why me and my Mom got dropped from pimping Chunky Soup?"

I like how the program organizers have no faith in modern music
Too many old/new combos - Elton John with Lady Ga Ga? Ga GAG, amiright? But seriously, at the height of Madonna's popularity I could not imagine her doing a set with Aretha Franklin, for example.

Sorry for the triple post
Website and/or my system went wonky.

Sorry for the triple post
Website and/or my system went wonky.

Earth to Tasha
There's a decent-sized market for "safe and bland" movies. It is called "counter programming", and it is the only reason for the existence of Sex and the City and Tyler Perry. This movie will make a hefty profit, and as long as CBS films doesn't flood the market, they will be successful. Not everyone…

Earth to Tasha
There's a decent-sized market for "safe and bland" movies. It is called "counter programming", and it is the only reason for the existence of Sex and the City and Tyler Perry. This movie will make a hefty profit, and as long as CBS films doesn't flood the market, they will be successful. Not everyone…

It's hard to act drunk while you're drunk?
Someone should tell Jason Bateman and Bob Thornton.

You watched the "long" trailer for an MTV show? What are you a masochist? No way it "sounds" even remotely cool. NO WAY.

Good show, Adolph - I was thinking the same thing.

Well I thought about the army…
…Dad said, Son you're fuckin' high

Ummm…I was being dead serious. You may think you know the majority opinion because of your immediate circle or what you read in your selective media, but chances are you are wrong.

Hey Grey Man, where do you live? I reside in Northern California, but I have family in Louisiana and close friends in the Midwest. Believe me there are plenty of people that believe that global warming is just a conspiracy to weaken U.S. competitiveness, while many believe that it is our God-given right to push our…

I thought the aforementioned fuck parties were just urban legends?

Wait - was that a defense of Blackwater? Holy cripes, what a big turd in the pool. Even now the corporation is a soulless leech off the government, offering shitty pay and the slimmest of benefits to its fallen "employees". That is only after their lawyers try to weasel the company out of taking any responsibility for…

To risk incurring the wrath of the vengeful ZMF, I think one of the primary reasons he loves District 9 is the second half transforms into a "kickass" action movie.

Wait…back the hell up a bit…ZMF you have t-shirts?

I didn't know Billy Bob wrote One False Move. He has a lifetime pass for writing, so maybe he should stick to that. I still think he is drunk in most of his movies now.

Intolerable Cruelty? Really? I am an unabashed supporter of that movie, but Billy Bob was just filler. How about these recent gems: