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Taran Squanderer
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"Look what ELSE can be outran, motherfuckers!!"

This is a serious question
Do you think Roland Emmerich is just mocking us at this point? Everyone ridiculed his "outrun the ice" scene in The Day After Tomorrow, so he is just yanking our chains now. He hasn't made one decent movie his entire gawddamn career, yet he still keeps cashing paychecks.

In my opinion, in terms of worst Coen Bros:
Intolerable Cruelty>Ladykillers>Burn After Reading>Man Who Wasn't There

I am also well outside the demographic, and agree that the soundtrack rocked.

Ummm…wow. Boston totally sold it for me. I am cautiously optimistic - but not the "Bad Boys 3" type of optimism. The other kind. The good kind.

Ummm no "Oh, Candy"?
That sure is a Cheap Trick.

I'm on board with Shaggydog. MLB players were gaining 10 lbs of muscle between seasons, and that was barely possible and only with steroid use.

Crap Hostel II effectively canceled out the relative cleverness of Hostel. I have yet to see Cabin Fever, and anyone can make a cool horror trailer. His career is effectively neutral to me.

Eh Me, you are correct.

Dick Doyle, if you don't want to discuss movies then go to the Hannah Montana site. Nobody needs convincing of anything over there, you peabrained fucktard.

OK so the pun was bad after a bunch of posts about the scene where Keitel pulls over the girls. Anywhoo…I don't understand any love for Ferrar. I saw The Funeral, King of New York, Bad Lietenant, Body Snatchers…I don't see the craftsmanship that would separate him from other decent filmmakers. Especially after all

AntiSemitron went there….well said.

I am not trolling…I SWEAR
I have never liked an Abel Ferrara movie. I came close with King of New York, but then I realized it was Walken being Dark Walken and everyone else was just along for the ride. Bad Lieutenant was just a dark vehicle for Keitel (pun unintended) and didn't have much else going for it.

Someone please answer this question for me…
Why do producers like Bruckheimer plaster their names all over movies? People who go to see his movies aren't thinking "Awesome, the next Jerry Bruckheimer movie!!" are they? Shouldn't the commercials be bragging about the impressive cast instead? Or at least a "By the

A lot of Cheap Trick's soundtrack stuff can be hard to find - because they loathe it. Too bad - "Up The Creek" is much more fun than the new Transformers theme. YUCK. I found "Reach Out" quite a few years back by dumb luck.

Bruce Campbell…
…is in a band now?

Sweet and Sour Jeezus Christe
Those Sweet & Spicy Asian Chicken nugget thingys are gawddawful, ESPECIALLY luke warm or cold. The commercials lie! LIE I TELLS YA!

It is about effing time…
…a major media outlet reviews this album. Their Latest deserves at least as much respect as, let's say, the new Dandy Warhols album for crissakes.

Sorry, if you don't get laid then you lose. She can always get twaddled by a random guy during Transformers2 (no one will notice the noise). You have to go home and sugar your own churro.

The effect of the 2012 trailer on me was "My God! Roland Emmerich is still allowed within 100 miles of Microsoft Word and a director's chair? WTF?"