Herzog or no Herzog
This looks unfathomably "Wicker Man" bad. Really awful - why the "remake" and/or subtitle? Because he is a bad cop? Hell why not just call it "Internal Affairs: WTF Subtitle"? I thought Rescue Dawn was good but overrated, so I think Werner should stick to documentaries. I hope he got PAID.

Don't feel less bad….feel more bad for being such a Star Wars tool.

Awesome.

OV-ER-RAT-ED
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No, Mr. Strangelovecraft, my wording was clumsy. I meant she was very good at secreting flop sweat. It was a compliment towards Big Ben - I am a huge Steelers fan, and I tire of the typical QB metaphor references like Brady or Marino or some shit.

I think he was saying that iPhones are soulless?

More "like" for T3 here - the chase scene with the cop cars, etc. was really awesome. I also liked how Arnold and the T-Chick got brutally smashed through almost an entire Home Depot amount of bathroom porcelain fixtures. OK, so I'm 13 at heart sometimes - sue me.

Me? Contrarian? No Way.
Although the name is lame, 75% of the jokes are cliche, and Courtney Cox hurls flop sweat like Ben Roethlisberger, it could be kinda funny. The fact that she pays her ex alimony is a nice twist. But really - the chance that Cox (who looks like she's put on some weight, thank GOD) could not…

Dear Lars,
You are one of the most overrated drummers in rock. Please convince yourself and your bandmates to retire ASAP. There is no shame in admitting you've run out of gas.

Lebowski>Burn?
"This is also roughly what happened to Burn After Reading in the wake of No Country For Old Men, and though a reappraisal of the former is definitely due, I'm not entirely convinced it's on a level with Lebowski"

So, so done with Woody
The guy should just go away, and take your "muses" with you. I stopped at Match Point, which was so very overrated. Bleh.

That was a quality firstie - I forgot that she'd taken a ride in the Manson Tunnel of Despair. Err…I have no idea what that means.

I'm starting to think…
…that these pizza companies will try to cook and deliver ANYTHING that they can design for their ovens. Their product design teams (chefs? ha) must be crazy busy.

Funny how a couple of decent Arnie movies can elevate 80s action movies in general to some kind of epic level. 90% sucked ass, cheese or no cheese.

You are listing all my broken dreams - especially Daredevil. MotherFUCK MSJ for fucking that up.

Amen to that.

It totally works for me.

Am I the only one that wonders what Todd Haynes could do with a Dazzler movie?

What if his name is actually "Bub" - does that count?

Yeah, betting on McG is a fool's gamble. Star Trek looks a LOT better.