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Jin-Roh was a boring, tedious movie with all the subtlety of a Lifetime movie. It completely turned me off of blind-buying.

How about if I hate both this song AND "Fight for Your Right"? FFYR should be purged from any Beasties set list unless they spin it into something ironic.

HACK
I've read Less than Zero and American Psycho, and let's just face it - his writing style is boring. Dull. Violent misogyny notwithstanding ("but a homeless guy died!" puhlease), he just is not an interesting writer. Somehow he accomplishes the feat of being superficial and clinical simultaneously - bravo.

She's also very hush-hush about her Greekness. She avoids being seen in public with a gyro.

Sorry - Slate did it. My bad. Well judging by the number of times the police had to visit Spector's pad, I'd say they knew about it too. I guess you get a little numb to gun complaints from the homes of rich Hollywood-types if you are a cop.

The trial itself…
…was absolutely fascinating. I think it was Salon had it live-blogged, and the testimonies of the people that had been threatened by Spector over the years was bizarre. The entire music industry knew he was a wackjob, and half of them had been threatened or knew someone who had been threatened over

Chubby, great name. That is all.

Transformers
The only Bay movie that received a passing grade (Spielberg to thank), and even that was dragged out horrendously. Doesn't Bay know the golden rule that any minute over the 100 minute mark in action movies starts sucking the life from it? After he's left the Transformers franchise a shrunken, empty hull

I "kinda liked" half of it is hardly a recommendation.

Open Letter to Anna Faris:
You've had your fun "starring" in some really crappy movies. If not for you, "The House Bunny" would've been the worst movie I'd seen in a decade. If not for you, the red band trailer for "Observe and Report" would have been all kinds of unfunny. 32 years-old is 55 in Hollywood starlet years

Let the future adults swim, GH!

All I'm saying is I miss the "Clueless" Murphy.

Skinny, pale, scary
Why did Murphy let the "Don't Say A Word" crack-addled version take over? WHY?

Why did Murphy let the "Don't Say A Word" crack-addled version take over? WHY?

Ditto…
…for Momento. I don't understand all the love for Patton Oswalt on this site. What I've seen of his standup is neither original nor funny.

Zircon, I forgot about Promised Land. That was one strange "metal" album, and deserves a listen by anyone who shoehorns Queensryche into the hair-band era.

Please don't lump them in with hair metal bands of the era. Their music was more complex, their lyrics were interesting, and they are still awesome live to this day. Poison and the like could not have done "Silent Lucidity" or "Empire", much less Operation:Mindcrime, even on their best day.

"I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number."
Probably the best thing in this movie.

"My name is Talking Tina…" still creeps me out to this day. Even after The Simpsons mocked it.

Wait - THAT is why he exempt from hate? First FUCKING Knight? Really? As opposed to…oh…