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Wow - when was the last time you guys watched Ronin? It is un-effing-believable. Breathtaking, and will age gracefully (as opposed to Bullitt, which is getting a bit creaky). It is #1 by far. Death Proof is a total wank in comparison, and just because some stuntwoman is dangling off the hood does not cause it to rank

Talking Heads - another vote for "Psycho Killer", followed closely by"Wild Wild Life" and "(Nothing But) Flowers".

Another vote for "Rip This Joint". It has the advantage of not being brutally overplayed.

Ah, Meth Cook - you scallywag.

No offense Phel, but are you people NUTS? Looking forward to another crappy horror remake…why? Because Wes Craven was involved? That's a negative at this point of his career. Does anyone really think the remake can add any depth or perspective to the original? No, it is just another cash-in that makes us suffer

Oh the Possibilities, "far inferior" to Soundgarden can still be pretty damn good. I have and still enjoy Euphoria Morning. I agree that Audioslave is one of the worst band names ever - its like they had a huge argument, and settled on the crappiest name just to piss each other off.

Grimace: hahahahaha. Too true.

Wow TransducerX. Wow. I usually do not get defensive, but you really are just trolling at this point. Besides "Down on the Upside" dragging on a bit on the second side, Soundgarden could basically do no wrong their entire short career. Also, by letting Cornell's far inferior solo stuff "taint" Soundgarden's catalog is

Whoo hoo - more disdain for the dickmunch von Trier.

Indeed - the jamocha shake is tasty.

Snake Eyes was simply the beginning of the end of De Palma. Femme Fatale was good (I have the DVD) but it was hardly a renaissance. That being said, when people talk bad about Mission:Impossible it really irks me. That movie was great, especially compared to II and III. Ugh.

Can't…resist…Jeff Lynne…
And its raaaainin all over the world
Its raaaaaaaaaaaaaainin' all over the woooooooooooorld
Tonight, the longest night

I dunno Oates - I thought that was a bitterly funny remark by Dell. I'm thinking he got blueball rejected by "The Matrix" Monica and is taking it out on you.

Just another Halo cash-in
I played the demo - nothing unique or clever to separate it from the multitude of sci-fi based RTS games on the market. I was optimistically hoping for a cool "Battlezone"-esque game that combines RTS with FPS - that would have been daring. Instead, just another RTS retread safely released on

Possibilities, I think I'm missing your point. Please explain.

Oh Tony Scott has style - gawddawful style that can somehow induce both a seizure and a coma simultaneously. That guy sucks ass, and I managed 15 minutes of Domino before wanting to hunt him down and beat his ass senseless. Domino and Smokin' Aces should be buried. Ugh.

I can't believe we are justifying the review of this unjustifiable movie by blessing it with semi-witty banter. My GOD it is a yet another pointless remake of a movie that wasn't even that original or (GASP) good in the first place.

If my "losing her mystique" you mean "starting to look like a brunette Aniston clone", then you are correct.

Imagine…
…all the food these actresses have regurgitated in their careers to maintain their current rail-thin waifness. You could feed the entire cast and crew of Slumdog Millionaire for years!

WTF happened to the line breaks there? Jeezus.