Is this the AV Club's first EGOT interview?

I'm not paying attention to the Oscars race this year, but I will say that if I am given the opportunity to jerk off to the phrase "Academy Award Nominee Will Forte" I'm fully prepared to harness the power of pure superfocused sticktuitiveness to grow a veiny 9-inch penis with a vague fluorescent pink glow about it…

Classic case of a Kirkpatrick complex

This cracked me up:

Please tell me that is an official publicity still

Kenan [Thompson] and Kel [Mitchell]

I really and truly do not understand how this gig was not a blank check written out to Hodgman as Mr. Peabody and Justin Long struggling to approximate Sherman.

It saddens me that he ditched his truly fantastic juvenile stage surname

If I had my own talk show nearly all of my budget would be poured into buying that unbelievably shitty Salem puppet, licensing the rights to the character, and hiring the original voice actor to act as my sidekick

Didn't even have to click, that scene is etched on the insides of my eyelids

I want to see downvotes so i can update my Enemies List. JGL NEVER EVER EVER

RUDD FOREVER, JGL NEVER

Hatesong participants almost never come off well, but I don't really blame them for failing to come up with interesting responses to a boring question

Old people like to talk to each other in theaters and don't give any kind of a fuck who doesn't like it, like you may as well not even be there. At least a sociopathic high school kid will pick a fight with you if you bitch at them for texting during the movie.

You say that like it's a bad thing?

Todd McFarlane declaring victory in the battle for pop culture definitely sounds like a moment that'd give me chills, but not in a good way

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