Paul Delahoyde grows up to be a gentleman dressage rider, Paul Zulkey grows up to be a tough greaser with a bike chain hooked to one of his belt loops

Paul Delahoyde grows up to be a gentleman dressage rider, Paul Zulkey grows up to be a tough greaser with a bike chain hooked to one of his belt loops

Do you guys just happen to employ every Pete Holmes fan on Earth or is this like a thing I should be aware of?

Do you guys just happen to employ every Pete Holmes fan on Earth or is this like a thing I should be aware of?

In my Community season 4 fantasy league I have the Christmas episode pegged as a Star Wars Holiday Special tribute

In my Community season 4 fantasy league I have the Christmas episode pegged as a Star Wars Holiday Special tribute

I wouldn't say they're terrible and if I just read a description of their general schtick I'd be like that's great, sign me up, but I did not connect with that new album at all. I liked the first one alright. In conclusion, it's probably the cell phone thing.

I wouldn't say they're terrible and if I just read a description of their general schtick I'd be like that's great, sign me up, but I did not connect with that new album at all. I liked the first one alright. In conclusion, it's probably the cell phone thing.

The Young Fred Flintstone Chronicles

The Young Fred Flintstone Chronicles

I can see it, but in my experience that's as much of a surprisingly realistic insane Irish grandma thing as using your mortality as a weapon

I can see it, but in my experience that's as much of a surprisingly realistic insane Irish grandma thing as using your mortality as a weapon

I don't know about "incredibly bitter and angry" but he definitely seemed like kind of a run-of-the-mill boring dick. BAD VIBES

I don't know about "incredibly bitter and angry" but he definitely seemed like kind of a run-of-the-mill boring dick. BAD VIBES

"What" irl

"What" irl

Great topic, guys! Personally speaking I jerk off whenever I see crush porn but to win the heart of the American sheeple I'd be willing to pretend I was just a furry with a recurring fantasy about slapping around Lester from Beakman's World. I'd also say I liked Parks and Rec instead of Community.

Great topic, guys! Personally speaking I jerk off whenever I see crush porn but to win the heart of the American sheeple I'd be willing to pretend I was just a furry with a recurring fantasy about slapping around Lester from Beakman's World. I'd also say I liked Parks and Rec instead of Community.

I'm genuinely sorry you had to waste your time responding to a comment I made after embarking on my Artistic Process of drinking a six-pack of Walgreens beer

I'm genuinely sorry you had to waste your time responding to a comment I made after embarking on my Artistic Process of drinking a six-pack of Walgreens beer