Gardenburger riblets are probably about as chemical-laden and bad for you as McD's, but if you LOVE hyperprocessed protein pressed into a lil rib shape and covered in bbq sauce and DON'T TOTALLY LOVE gristle and bone shards, highly recommended, four stars.

Gardenburger riblets are probably about as chemical-laden and bad for you as McD's, but if you LOVE hyperprocessed protein pressed into a lil rib shape and covered in bbq sauce and DON'T TOTALLY LOVE gristle and bone shards, highly recommended, four stars.

I haven't had it since college but Home Run Inn is the only frozen pizza product for me. You will shit obsidian.

I haven't had it since college but Home Run Inn is the only frozen pizza product for me. You will shit obsidian.

I shame-like Spaghetti-O's (which I haven't eaten in about a decade) and Hostess Cupcakes (which I have a couple of times a year - if I found petroleum in the ingredient list I wouldn't be shocked) and straight-up love Popeye's, although I haven't had it in forever. I have been specifically avoiding that Mexican Gumbo…

I shame-like Spaghetti-O's (which I haven't eaten in about a decade) and Hostess Cupcakes (which I have a couple of times a year - if I found petroleum in the ingredient list I wouldn't be shocked) and straight-up love Popeye's, although I haven't had it in forever. I have been specifically avoiding that Mexican Gumbo…

This is just an announcement of a zero tolerance policy re eyerolling during the portion f the evening devoted to the bizarre recent tradition of people examining each other's ereaders and tablets and other gadgets and checking out which Barnes & Noble bestsellers they have on their bookshelves.

This is just an announcement of a zero tolerance policy re eyerolling during the portion f the evening devoted to the bizarre recent tradition of people examining each other's ereaders and tablets and other gadgets and checking out which Barnes & Noble bestsellers they have on their bookshelves.

For the uninitiated, a "Muzzy meal" is a sick psychoerotic sport where you hunt, kill, and eat a seven-year-old kid who speaks French. Kinda weird dude.

For the uninitiated, a "Muzzy meal" is a sick psychoerotic sport where you hunt, kill, and eat a seven-year-old kid who speaks French. Kinda weird dude.

ALTERNATE AVQ&A: Do you have your Thanksgiving dinner current events talking points polished and ready to go? I feel like Elmo could be a fun argument after a couple of glasses of Yellow Tail, I'm ready to have serious conversations about Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and whether Channing Tatum is attractive, and I legit…

ALTERNATE AVQ&A: Do you have your Thanksgiving dinner current events talking points polished and ready to go? I feel like Elmo could be a fun argument after a couple of glasses of Yellow Tail, I'm ready to have serious conversations about Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and whether Channing Tatum is attractive, and I legit…

Being Elmo: Port of Call AOL M4M Chat

Being Elmo: Port of Call AOL M4M Chat

I have nothing to be thankful this year because it's yet another November without a Beyonce Thanksgiving special. Maybe I'll go see Wreck-It Ralph with my brother. Do you think I could finally read Anna Karenina in the 45 minutes between the time my mom gets the idea to see it and the 4:15 Friday showtime?

I have nothing to be thankful this year because it's yet another November without a Beyonce Thanksgiving special. Maybe I'll go see Wreck-It Ralph with my brother. Do you think I could finally read Anna Karenina in the 45 minutes between the time my mom gets the idea to see it and the 4:15 Friday showtime?

That Rihanna plane just won't take off

That Rihanna plane just won't take off

It is kinda weird to imagine a social sphere where you don't catch a lot of "good God, Lemon" waltzing around in them shits

It is kinda weird to imagine a social sphere where you don't catch a lot of "good God, Lemon" waltzing around in them shits