Shut your mouth. Tausig is God.

Shut your mouth. Tausig is God.

PROFESSIONAL PUPPETEER WITH TEENAGE LOVER VS. "DIEHARD ADULT MUPPET FANS" WHO STILL WATCH SESAME STREET

PROFESSIONAL PUPPETEER WITH TEENAGE LOVER VS. "DIEHARD ADULT MUPPET FANS" WHO STILL WATCH SESAME STREET

Actually to be fair I think I would probably be suspicious of someone in HDB's social circle becoming a Scoutmaster too

Actually to be fair I think I would probably be suspicious of someone in HDB's social circle becoming a Scoutmaster too

On Friday I saw Holy Motors but ducked out of the discussion panel that took place afterwards. On Saturday I saw Skyfall in IMAX. Today I smoked angel dust and gouged my left eye out with the key to my Chococat-themed secret diary.

On Friday I saw Holy Motors but ducked out of the discussion panel that took place afterwards. On Saturday I saw Skyfall in IMAX. Today I smoked angel dust and gouged my left eye out with the key to my Chococat-themed secret diary.

This thing was so goofy, so sexist, so fundamentally dumb, but - god help me - it pretty much owned. SONS BITCH

This thing was so goofy, so sexist, so fundamentally dumb, but - god help me - it pretty much owned. SONS BITCH

I saw Spaceballs when I was probably about three months too old to be into it, and if that gets a pass…

I saw Spaceballs when I was probably about three months too old to be into it, and if that gets a pass…

I'll give you a topic: Robin Hood: Men in Tights came out the summer I was eight; ergo, blow me.

I'll give you a topic: Robin Hood: Men in Tights came out the summer I was eight; ergo, blow me.

THE INTERNET: A place where unemployed 26-year-olds find out that they're not the only ones who masturbate to My Little Pony characters, a place where I find out that I'm not the only one who seriously wants Edgar Wright to direct a Star Wars sequel

THE INTERNET: A place where unemployed 26-year-olds find out that they're not the only ones who masturbate to My Little Pony characters, a place where I find out that I'm not the only one who seriously wants Edgar Wright to direct a Star Wars sequel

I am a pretty big Spielbergo apologist. I enjoyed Indy 4. If he ever does a SW sequel I will probably end up committing workers' comp fraud so I can devote my life to defending it on the internet full-time.

I am a pretty big Spielbergo apologist. I enjoyed Indy 4. If he ever does a SW sequel I will probably end up committing workers' comp fraud so I can devote my life to defending it on the internet full-time.

NO DENTAL MAYHEM!

NO DENTAL MAYHEM!