Dear AV Club Q&A, I never thought this would happen to me, but…

Dear AV Club Q&A, I never thought this would happen to me, but…

In middle school I rented Election and watched it in the living room with my eight-year-old brother sitting on the carpet and my parents puttering around in the kitchenette behind us. If I'd been strapped with an explosive vest during the scene you mention we would all be dead right now.

In middle school I rented Election and watched it in the living room with my eight-year-old brother sitting on the carpet and my parents puttering around in the kitchenette behind us. If I'd been strapped with an explosive vest during the scene you mention we would all be dead right now.

Teti's dad is a first ballot Dad Hall of Famer no doubt

Teti's dad is a first ballot Dad Hall of Famer no doubt

I think he's funny like Hottest Reasonably-Talented Guy In A College Improv Group funny, not professional comedian funny. But I guess in general I wish him well, Hot Rod was kinda funny and he and J-New make a cute couple.

I think he's funny like Hottest Reasonably-Talented Guy In A College Improv Group funny, not professional comedian funny. But I guess in general I wish him well, Hot Rod was kinda funny and he and J-New make a cute couple.

Am I crazy or is there no picture of him in this article? Did you just immediately start work on his scrapbook page in Dr. Robuttnik's Big Book of Indie Homosexualists? But yeah, good-looking guy.

Am I crazy or is there no picture of him in this article? Did you just immediately start work on his scrapbook page in Dr. Robuttnik's Big Book of Indie Homosexualists? But yeah, good-looking guy.

This is Obama's October surprise. USA #1!!!

This is Obama's October surprise. USA #1!!!

Didn't everyone realize this was going to bomb way before it came out? I wonder whether this commentary track was recorded really far in advance or if these dudes are just serious positive thinkers

Didn't everyone realize this was going to bomb way before it came out? I wonder whether this commentary track was recorded really far in advance or if these dudes are just serious positive thinkers

That's still better because at least it would convey that part of it takes place on Halloween

That's still better because at least it would convey that part of it takes place on Halloween

I also did not watch this episode and have never enjoyed this show. I would also like to say that AV Club commenters do not deserve love.

I also did not watch this episode and have never enjoyed this show. I would also like to say that AV Club commenters do not deserve love.

I am kind of an Ollie Queen hater because if I wanted to hang out with a self-righteous progressive with  bad facial hair who, on a fundamental level, doesn't know how to treat a broad right I would just make an OkCupid profile where I mentioned my Celebrity Crush on Julian Assange. But I would DIE for a shitty CW…

I am kind of an Ollie Queen hater because if I wanted to hang out with a self-righteous progressive with  bad facial hair who, on a fundamental level, doesn't know how to treat a broad right I would just make an OkCupid profile where I mentioned my Celebrity Crush on Julian Assange. But I would DIE for a shitty CW…