I think 30 Rock had to go before their fictional NBC schedule started to sound better than the real one

Snow White gets recognized in the book as Fairest One Of All, Guinness Record chaser and fellow pasty sourpuss Jack White looks her up and thinks "what's she got that I don't," here we go again!!

Snow White gets recognized in the book as Fairest One Of All, Guinness Record chaser and fellow pasty sourpuss Jack White looks her up and thinks "what's she got that I don't," here we go again!!

It's still funny. I felt like it was going to launch into a Youtube Poop clip

It's still funny. I felt like it was going to launch into a Youtube Poop clip

It was pretty cute

It was pretty cute

Little Red Riding Hood: Werewolf Hunter

Little Red Riding Hood: Werewolf Hunter

<—-worse

<—-worse

I went to school the morning after Matrix sequel midnight showings and I!! Regret!!! NOTHING!!!!!!

I went to school the morning after Matrix sequel midnight showings and I!! Regret!!! NOTHING!!!!!!

I regret nearly all Fucking Around I did in college but the day I spent fermenting in my unwashed bedsheets while marathoning Curb S1 at the end of a terrible freshman year was as life-affirming and positive as that kind of thing gets.

I regret nearly all Fucking Around I did in college but the day I spent fermenting in my unwashed bedsheets while marathoning Curb S1 at the end of a terrible freshman year was as life-affirming and positive as that kind of thing gets.

Of all the gorgeous, startling, life-affirming, soul-crushing, laugh-inducing, and otherwise outstanding moments captured in Mad Men’s fifth season, the one that’s stuck with me the longest is PIZZA HOUSE

Of all the gorgeous, startling, life-affirming, soul-crushing, laugh-inducing, and otherwise outstanding moments captured in Mad Men’s fifth season, the one that’s stuck with me the longest is PIZZA HOUSE

Movies I Cut School For: Return of the King, Spider-Man, The Phantom Menace, Twister??

Movies I Cut School For: Return of the King, Spider-Man, The Phantom Menace, Twister??

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