i need to smoke heroin cut with rat poison so i know what the hell you living dead smackheads are talking about

The nagging feeling that he missed out on rubbing shoulders with Mark Cuban and Johnny Galecki in the final season because Mark Wahlberg spent 11th grade committing violent hate crimes instead of taking AP English Lit is killing him

Fair enough, but you have to respect Kubrick's opinions on this stuff

Is there nothing shitty that people won't try to pin on 16-year-old girls? Preferring Dexter to The Wire and Game of Thrones is what happens when a male 22-year-old dork who owns a couple of Tarantino movies on Blu-Ray is both racist and easily bored by old-timey shit

Someone needs to turn that thing into the middlebrowest of deal with it gifs right now

I don't feel as bad about the cat because when this post popped up below the Jim Henson/Charlotte's Web/Bridge to Terabithia one I just assumed someone's mom kicked it last week

This is the thread for people who don't watch this show but squinted at the picture on the front page, clicked on it, ctrl-f'ed "Harvey," and walked away satisfied

If suggestive seams on leotards didn't count as camel toe then nobody ever would have cried at gymnastics camp the summer before seventh grade.

I feel a lot like some of you guys live in an alternate universe where it takes more than 3.25 good sketches for an episode of SNL to be FUCKIN WICKED

I think Drake's career might just be a really vivid daydream of some 13-year-old dork sitting in the back of his parents' car on the way to saxophone lessons

Is it a normal thing for your mom to become cold and uncommunicative towards you when you see an ad for this show and suggest that Jason Lee's cutest days are far behind him, or is this something I can bring up in a support group

1. Awesome
2. Interesting
3. Fuck This Gay Earth

I was thinking Rachel Dratch and my fourth grade science teacher, but I'd watch the shit out of either one.

It seems obvious to me that shameless, creatively-bankrupt network executives need to embrace a different strain of weird faux-homosploitation and do a Charlie's Angels threeboot that reenacts all the terrible scripts written for this terrible show with three generically attractive, talentless young men and a…

Just admit that you own more than one Suede record and roll your eyes when people think that the lead guy in the series is named "Dr. Who" and we can part as respectful enemies.

I loved how Donna replicated the Delighted Tom Face perfectly

Man I had to skip past him after a few minutes. Maybe he got good later but the part I listened to was like some dude from Brian Bendis' message board won a contest to get a spot on the show

GET YOUR OWN BRO

See I wordlessly told you dummies that punctuation is a lol killer

Is this some kind of jobs program for out-of-work Community doomsday cultists