Pardo + Kindler = toxic overdose of Comedian Voice

I put a lot of thought into this, and I think that there is probably an ideological divide among people with serious boners for broadly-built sexy blonde SUV moms - you've got the ones who place more emphasis on the "sexy" and their ultimate sexual fantasy is Skyler from Breaking Bad, then you've got the ones who…

I EMBARK UPON MEANDERING LEWDITIES EVERY TIME I SEE WHITNEY CUMMINGS!!!!

My new favorite falling-in-love story is the Ballad of Me & This Comment

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The Dean and Chang doing smurfy shit like that with their names is so dumb but so guaranteed to make me laugh

If you rub a piece of paper against the spot where Whitney's Boyfriend appears on your computer screen it will become translucent

Rob Lowe is such a showstopper for me and I would love for him to get a lead on a CSI spinoff so they could write him off. Occupy Chris Traeger, Chekhov's Rob Lowe Being Lame, Dawes Dawes Dawes, etc

Nothing would get Steve Jobs to haunt your ass harder than approving a sale on Apple products

The picture on the front page could be poster art for a mumblecore remake of The Hangover about three cool dads who wake up the morning after the first day of A.V. Fest with no memory of what happened the night before

"I do suspect my star ratings are too high. But of course star ratings are ridiculous. I'm stuck with them. By the way, A- for 'Salud'?  Fire Donna Bowman."

I don't even disagree but I do fully believe that it is less valuable to the world to acknowledge the merit of video games as an artform than it is to piss off Kotaku posters

Probably I could live a million years and never understand why this is happening

"Charlie Hoff Man(-jizz)"

SPOILER ALERT: The season finale misses out on the elusive A+ purely because it blows the dramatic opportunity to have Gus meet his end by dunking his head in a toilet bowl full of lighter fluid

Ahhhhh

Yeah, I think showrunners are pretty wary of that kind of thing after the backlash Hot in Cleveland's second season finale caught

torn between agreeing and being able to say on my deathbed that I never got caught up in whining about a subjective grade awarded to a TV show on www.avclub.com. Ah well

This is such catnip for the worst people on the Internet, including myself. It's like if they reassembled the writing room from the eighth season of The Simpsons, if the only people who ever watched The Simpsons were dorks with hormone irregularities who knew who Rob Huebel was.

I totally feel this ridiculous complaint.