2 Corky 2 Romano

Oh shit, Bill Clinton posts here. Hope as fuck, indeed.

That dude is so awful that Russell Brand is a massive upgrade from him for Katy Perry. He's like an amalgamation of every Sublime fan with a hot ninth-grader girlfriend in every 11th grade art class ever

California Gurls
The best part about this song is how Snoop's part sounds like he recorded an already totally halfassed and tossed-off Rap Interlude In A Pop Song, then someone's dad sang along to it in the car and got a bunch of the words wrong, and then Snoop went back into the studio to record the dad's version

Those were presented at the MTV Movie Technical Awards, a luncheon held two weeks prior and hosted by enchanting screen ingenue Iann Robinson

I have a shitload of Sugar Ray HitClips I picked up for a quarter apiece at a Claire's Accessories in like 2005 lying around somewhere. I should be tipping with those things.

It's kind of freaking me out that I don't remember Divx at all

He's the cutest ever for real.

Submarine has a precisely defined tone. What were you going for?
DON'T SAY "WES ANDERSON," DON'T SAY "WES ANDERSON"

I saw Jennifer's Body and it was something of a fallen souffle but she should play the villain character in teen girl movies determined to be clever and smart whether they actually are or not until she's like 47

I didn't expect this thread to take a turn into slash fiction quite so soon as it has, but carry on

Night Girl hooked up with Cosmic Boy! Cosmic Boy, you guys!! The Legion of Substitute Heroes were basically a 30th century Real Housewives franchise, two loser chicks who married well hanging out with their colorful gay friends

Jem was on in a weird spot where the show ended before I was old enough to form memories of it but I had a bunch of Jem licensed toys from like Christmas 1988 that I kicked around for years.

The AV Club editorial staff, of course!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never get into shit that calls for a hand from the Green Lantern Corps, but I do get into embarrassing arguments about how they could fix Glee and play bar trivia games administered by guys who own Mr. Show DVDs

I like how dude has "yep, son of Werner!!" right in his bio blurb

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Even the guy from Travis with the male pattern baldness fauxhawk grimaces slightly when he is reminded that Travis existed

What an AV Club comment

The worst sin of comics that are about to be rebooted is not being as batshit as possible. There should be an industry-wide content standard that demands at least one act of incest and at least one transformation of a major character into a talking monkey or kitty cat from every superhero comic in its last six months…

If this Ben Shapiro writes a series of failed rap couplets about everybody on the National Review masthead I'll quit my job to work for Tim Pawlenty