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I was thinking this way before the Annie/Jeff heart-to-heart at the end of the episode which has at this point probably been screencapped and besmirched with terrible photoshop filters by countless high-functioning autistic teenaged girls on Tumblr. Mostly I just mean that it just didn't feel completely on-model to

Kathleen Parker has a Pulitzer
and all Sean O'Neal has is a creepy fan Tumblr

I am not proud of this or anything but every so often I do a futile google of the phrase "suck my 9/11 ass" in search of a panel from a Johnny Ryan comic I read a few years back which is probs one of the, I'll say 15, things I have laughed the hardest at in my life

Paul Dano is seriously less threatening than Michael Cera. At least Jim looks like the Super-Soldier serum "before" photo

Ignoring CERTAIN COMMENTS that might give me cause to dirty my fire-breathing fists…SoH, he is pretty famously and consistently physically abusive towards his lady companions.

He coined like 50 solid gold "sugar tits" and "I can see your pussy from behind"-level catchphrases in the space of one day's worth of Celebrity News. Ten years from now I'll still be working on processing and integrating shit Charlie Sheen said yesterday into my everyday vernacular

Actually it does not because Sheen's birth name is "Carlos"

they should pretty obviously bring 2.5 Men to HBO and hire Jody Hill to replace CHAIM LEVINE as showrunner

seriously, I like the Farrellys alright but that's sub-Apatow and probably even Todd Phillips would at least think to have the wives go out and fuck guys if only to illustrate what hateful castrating bitches they were

"Perhaps correct. Definitely exhausting."

man I thought this episode was pretty bad
Like a contest winner or not-untalented Make-A-Wish kid got to have their Community fanfic produced as an actual episode

^ mansplaining tbh

The Gaga parallel makes sense in that she was a bleach-blonde with a big schnozz and the Sarah Silverman angle makes sense in that she was a comedian who looked and sounded like Sarah Silverman

also, loved the fakey-Jezebel website

Baby-voiced comedy sensation Lady Gaga
What the fuck are you even talking about

i'm just gonna sit here and think about the fact that somebody knows the name of Arcade Fire members who aren't Win, Regine, Win's brother, or Napoleon Dynamite

I'm not saying that Community isn't much better than Glee. I think that pandering/genuine indulgence of personal tastes is probably going on in equal measure when a show run by a middle-aged white gay guy does a Madonna episode and when a show run by a neckbearded nerd does a D&D episode and the difference in

What do you think about making so much ado of having Day of the Dead and Dungeons & Dragons-themed episodes?

I'm pretty sure
that the location scout for James Franco's As I Lay Dying just got an urgent text message

bring back parker posey, that battlestar galactica goof, and jonathan lethem leaning against a wall in a really unnatural-looking way!