They should definitely remake the Roast, by the way
Basically just have Andy Richter, Christian Bale, Josh Brolin, and Shaq sitting around drinking unlimited grocery store premixed margaritas interspersed with painful nerd comedy bits from Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn. Brandon Routh could work catering, the AV Club…

MORDRU, OBSCURE?!?
WOW COULD YOU BE ANY MORE IGNORANT OF 30th-31st CENTURY WORLD EVENTS

By "forever" I mean "until '94, '95," but you know

Her sitcom ruled forever.

I am pretty pret-tay sure there are no living humans who are cranks about Aaron Sorkin dialogue but uncritically rep for Diablo Cody. At least not at the level where they dissect what didn't work for them on the AV Club: I am sure there are teenagers who thought Juno was cute in eighth grade and found The Social…

I usually have to take a second to remember my own phone number but I do know off the top of my head that Rihanna and Katy Perry are BFF

Every single attendee at the midnight showing of this thing would be a 20-year-old guy with a phlegmy voice and C. Everett Koop beard or a girl with some degree of interest in plus-size steampunk corsetry

God hates nerds
always and forever

Jeremy Renner
Dude abandoned this project and signed on as heir apparent to the Mission: Impossible franchise and the first autocomplete result when you enter his name into Google is still "Jeremy Renner gay"

You know what I wish
I wish she was headlining Lollapalooza instead of everybody who had a shitty, unmemorable single on the radio in 2005

Well, this is a post

I feel like he has no visual sense and it is mindboggling to me that he got that Avengers assignment

I fell down a nerd sinkhole instead of going to bed and found the last remaining file saved on Sendspace http://www.mypdfscripts.com…

Peyton Reed's Fantastic Four!! After that it all went so wrong with both ends of that equation

The Kanye/Gaga Fame Kills tour
Never Forget

The Master
Stop being such a sad sack "Zack Handlen!!" Larry Ellison's daughter saved it and is funding Inherent Vice too: http://nymag.com/daily/ente…

This above-it-all schtick doesn't work so well when you're the last remaining totally uncritical Ken Jeong superfan

When the chorus to "Baby" kicks in during the trailer for this thing
Something in my lizard brain goes FUUUUUUCK YEAH

I will only see this movie if Paul Dano is replaced as the male lead by that chinless bedreadlocked fuck from Korn

Tom Green was totally a thread in the tapestry of TRL culture, stop playing