O'Neal is obviously from South Carolina

Boxy, it's not like that…

Meatwad
…makes the money, see?

Great. Not only is Christoph Waltz extremely talented but, apparently well-endowed as well….God, I hate my life…

well, Busey's paid scale, his dick, more in Will Smith's pay range.

Glad to see
Glad to see Gary Busey and Gary Busey's dick getting work these days.

Thanks. Just yanking your chain as well. After reading through your profile, I'm pretty sure we are long lost twins.

to be completely honest, Idiotking, I've bored myself of this gimmick in less than 10 posts (much less). Does anyone know how I can change my profile? I can't seem to change my profile name from 'Witch Doctor'.

idoitking, with your 6,000+ postings, ironically, finds me to be the "pathetic" one!

Peter Jackson at his fattest for 'Meet the Feebles' which only proves my theory…BRING BACK FAT P.J.!!!!

Frakes "Who does that?"

Bring back fat Peter Jackson now!!

Zzzzzzzz….

*Stay away from craps table*
*Always double-down on 11*

*Witch Doctor's autism is more of the ADD variety*
*less the 'Rain Man' mad-math skills that are actually useful*

*It is not Friday yet*
*…and that was not his finger*

*"Fuck, fuck, fuck" = PG-13*
*"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" = R*

*45 the new, err, 40*
*At 40, Witch Doctor proudly addicted to 80s horror and PS3*

*Smell from Fartlord lingers even now*
*Odor hints at cabbage-heavy diet*

Truth comes out
*Just as we saw the real Keanu Reeves in 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'*
*We now know we saw the real Charlie Sheen in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'*