"Also Such A Nice Young Man" was the cherry on top for me.

Because that's what the leprechaun on your shoulder whispers in your ear right before he tells you to burn things?

Darren Criss had better keep the fuck away from The Flash or I will not be held responsible for my actions.

I think some episodes definitely qualified as "unentertaining". That Christmas episode in season three was so tedious and awful that I didn't bother watching the rest of the season.

Isn't "Key Dollar Sign Ha" one of Kesha's own jokes from one of her videos? Pretty sure JVDB calls her that in the 'Blow' video.

And all the nerds HATED him and were still bitching about him a week later. It was awesome.

Fingers cross for Ben to get first-booted in All Stars just like Pandora did!

The AV Club

Does that work for guys as well? Because Joaquin has an ass that won't quit.

I like Joaquin. He's not much of a player, and I suspect the Rodney romance is going to sink him after next week, but his perspective of the game and his confessionals where he explains it make me laugh.

He favourited my tweet where I said his mom was the Maris Crane of Survivor. I don't think I'm being uncharitable to say that I doubt he got the reference.

Yep, a contestant died on the first day of filming: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Hey, Little Emma Adderall's mom is a saint! She holds herself to a higher standard than men!

Same here. I find Shirin entertaining to watch, but if I were actually on a tribe with her I would absolutely be ready to throw a challenge at this point just to get rid of her.

Rap-jazz is the sort of thing the United Kingdom enters in the Eurovision Song Contest.

And then after Tribal Council, Dan entirely unironically lectured Sierra for being a danger to others in challenges.

He's more like Alex from Happy Endings: "I'm not as dumb as I am."

I actually thought he was quoting Jesus until my boyfriend laughed at me, then corrected me.

I was getting really good vibes from Hali this week. I don't really know why, but I feel like she could do really well.

Correction: Spencer was (and is) the worst.