I hope Trish is writing "LESS SHAME ON YOU LINDSIE!" on a beach somewhere right now.

Also he didn't even invoke "hold up, bro" correctly. Come on, man!

I think voting Max was the right call. Taking out either Max or Shirin was inevitably going to alert the one who didn't go home that they're on the outs, and I think if they'd voted Shirin and kept Max around, I think there's a small chance that he has the self-control to moderate his behaviour and pick up a new…

Which is why Shirin's "someone's going to get blindsided. Maybe me!" comment really made me laugh.

It amuses me immensely that Max spent so much time pretending to be other people from Survivor history that he has no legacy of his own whatsoever. Except maybe sticking his warty feet in the drinking water, and even that was someone else's idea.

Dan's "empathy" was uncannily like 30 Rock's "porn for women" sketch. I kept expecting him to tell Lindsey she could have all his attention for $29.95 an hour.

- She is possibly Rodney in a dress doing a high-pitched voice from behind a curtain.

To be fair, he already thought Shirin was a psychopath. This was just more evidence for his case file.

It'd be the Crown arguing, not the State. (I think - I'm British, but like everyone else I only know the law from TV.)

I think lipsyncing to total silence would've been preferable to the vast majority of Mel's solo material.

I LOB THEEEEEES DREEEEEENK. Jessica <3

He has a magnificent ass and a love of wearing either tight trousers or wet boardshorts, which make for excellent showcases of the aforementioned ass. So I'm happy for him to stick around as long as that continues to be the case.

I confess to being very surprised when it was implied that Tyler is married to a woman. He reads so very gay to me.

I Love Money is the greatest show ever made, so now I'm feeling a lot more excited about getting round to watching Nicaragua.

Your middle name is Renesmee?

I think if you have PSALM 121 scrawled across your exposed back, you've gone beyond the point of actively needing to bring God up in conversation.

Genesis 2: "Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right."

Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh, get fat on that guac.

I'm not sure I get casting Oliver Hudson as "hot dad". Oily, untrustworthy dad? Sure.

This doesn't bode well, I thought The Palace was terrible.