Or Political Animals. Or The Covenant. Or *spends rest of day listing Sebastian Stan projects in which he either played a gay character or played a straight character with a decidedly homoerotic energy*

It would've ended badly anyway. Everyone knows the love of Captain America's life is Bucky Barnes.

Next year, apparently: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Isn't Fox doing Grease?

Carrie: The Musical. Bonus points if they cast Carrie Underwood in that one as well for maximum naming synergy.

What'd I say?

Dick Wolf?

Yeah, I remember sitting down to the first episode of that and thinking "I've seen this. Done better."

A little late in responding to this, but I like to think that Enzo had already compelled half the rugby team for other reasons before he realised he could also use them to restrain Luke.

I've got wood.

One place your argument falls down here is that you said you believe "people should shoot other people point blank in the face" is a thing that exists.

Sometimes being British on this site is a real disadvantage, because for a minute there I was all "who's Coach T. Ball?"

Man it really churned my butter though that in the "previously" segment it was basically "SPENCER MADE TONY NERVOUS ABOUT A WOMEN'S ALLIANCE!" and completely ignored how that was just as much Tasha's idea, and how she put just as much work into it as he did.

Also, Malcolm had charisma.

They don't really write about TV, though - they write about the ratings. I've never really seen them pass judgement on the actual quality of the shows they're writing about, just whether the ratings that they're pulling indicate renewal or cancellation. They seem fairly critical of a lot of the people who read their…

Oh, I know. I just don't like Spencer, so it annoys me more when it looks like he might do it.

I had the exact opposite reaction - I didn't think Spencer was in danger for a minute tonight, because they've spent all season building him up, and there's no way they'd have done so if he was just going to get mundanely voted out like that, so at first I thought Tasha was toast, and then she won immunity and I…

Between that and Trish telling Spencer he was too skinny and needed to eat something, it was a great week for self-unaware comments.

Yeah, for all of Spencer's "Tasha's my friend, Tasha is my alliance" crap, I have no doubts that if she hadn't won immunity, his plan would've been to go all-in on the "women's alliance" thing and see if he could direct the votes in her direction. Hell, he probably would've voted for her if he thought it would save…

YES to Alexis's Snatch Game performance. It so often gets overlooked when people list all the best ones, but I loved it.