When they were all going up to vote I said to my boyfriend "if Ciera writes 'Mom' instead of 'Laura' on that paper, then I'm rooting for her to win." So I guess that's me on the Ciera train now.

I find it very reassuring that apparently you can eat cheeseburgers and still have a body like Aras's. Man, I need to learn yoga.

I did love that, although ideally she should have had her glasses and kneesocks on at that moment for maximum dorkitude.

Well, considering my team is Tyson, Aras, Vytas and Katie, I think this is about as good as it's going to get for me. Although I guess maybe Aras or Vytas will pick me up some Redemption Island points, and I still hold out hope that her victory in the second immunity challenge will have given Katie the thirst for…

Oh yeah, that definitely sounds better than the iPhone one, which doesn't actually feature any other players at any point besides "Tribal Council", where suddenly there are three other people and one of you gets voted off, entirely randomly. It's SO bad.

I feel like my Aras/Katie/Vytas combination isn't looking as strong as it was a couple of weeks ago. At least I've still got Tyson!

Is it the same as the iPhone game? The one where everything gets decided by forcing you to a pick a stick which decides if you've succeeded or failed?

Funny how John fell first, but Laura was the one who was told to burn her buff first. Fuckin' Probst, man.

Survivor: Culpeppers vs Petersons. I'd watch.

Woo! Gradually creeping upwards!

I was sort of hoping that the Redemption Island challenge would inspire Aras to reprise his favourite song from Panama:

Did you move there to follow Cochran?

You know how people on here often suggest that the position of Permanent Juror should be created just for Eliza? I'm starting to think they should invite Kat back every season just so she can get voted out, because her elimination interviews are just so good.

And then I scrolled down and saw that you've already done Pearl Islands. LEARN TO READ, OVERSHOPPE.

I started last year with Philippines, and now I'm hooked as well. For what it's worth, I went back and watched Pearl Islands, Panama (Aras's season) and Vanuatu during the breaks. None of those have returnees in them, and they're good for getting first glimpses of some big characters (Sandra, Rupert, Aras, Cirie,…

Laura B saying how much Vytas reminded her of Rupert made me laugh so hard I almost choked.

It was amazingly badass, I think in part because he was just laying it on so thick at that point. He knew he'd destroyed Kat by that point, and now he was just kicking sand in her face. I think my favourite thing about Vytas might be that he is SUCH A HAM.

Not such a great episode for Katie's toenails, though.

Me too. I really can't stand looking at other people's feet; that's why I was screaming at different times from everyone else when I went to see Black Swan.

I was watching Tyson's reaction very closely when Laura M was performing the massage of awkward on Aras. He wasn't giving much away, but I'm sure he was seething with jealous rage on the inside.