Gorg is broadcasting from 1994. Give that man the Nobel Prize.

Well, it sounds like more fun than a regular AA meeting, anyway. But regular AA meetings don't cost $125. And they let you smoke, or they used to.

I was always surprised you stepped up the Buzzkills to daily anyway. Glad, but surprised. Like the others, I hope you won't be retiring the concept altogether.

It's a wonderful place filled with fairy dust and happiness and certainly not a single terrible accent.

Worcester, Champaign, Laredo.

I always defer to hipsters because they seem to be on to something I'm not and they're into such great music and books.

A painfully cool hipster.

*Don LaFontaine voice*

Juno was the best movie ever made ever.

Please please please
Someone register the name, "Dina Lohan, Professional Diva."

And yet you decided to say it twice…

tl;dr

@ English Bill

Thirding Rosencrantz. And also reiterating the complaint above about the shortness of this RR. I've always thought it was strange that he got cast as the Player King, and would love to hear the story of how he got involved. It would've been better than listening to him jabber semi-coherently about politics.

There are many reasons Scheider is great in Jaws, but here is my favorite: