It's almost like Kurt Vonnegut died all over again
When I moved into my apartment this summer, the previous tenants left behind a load of books they didn't want to deal with. Among them? A copy of "Coming of Age". AUTOGRAPHED by Studs Terkel. Who leaves something like that behind?

"hotly disptuted mansion"
I see what you did there.

uuuhhhh, I'll take "fight", please.

Old school favorite
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

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Mickey Avalon?
My dick
is like a Monolith

Song Title
I totally read the song title as "Labels OF Love", which I thought was dumb.

ugh
all of these comments remind me of my boring-ass "History and Theory of Human Evolution" class in college but with fewer papers about what a wackjob Carleton Coon is

35% of the reason I went to a FOW concert last summer and 85% of the reason I went on stage to play percussion to "Hey Julie" was because of Adam Schlesinger's tour diaries. I wanted him to write about ME!

I haven't heard the word "Bildungsroman" since 10th grade English class.

Justify Your Existence?
Whatever happened to "Justify Your Existence"? I remember seeing it in print editions of the A.V. Club and it was awesome, if my memory serves correctly.

according to two and a half jims

A combination of the A.V. Club and Mythbusters??
I died and went to Internet Heaven!

ugh
$190 is so many ducats

If we did, could we give a posthumous award to the person who used to do the
"Tinky tonked a tunk" poems? Those were sweet.