A duck walked into a pharmacy and said "Gimme some chapstick and put it on my NUREMBERG."

It's about the last airbender.
Right?

Got that dang ol mumbl-gibber-Boomhaur, mmm hmm, dang ol…Hank.

This is the story of the Richard Hatch
The man the authorities tried to catch
Just because he was a gay
put in a prison cell
but oooone time he could'a beeeeen champion of Survivor.