Never mind what's going on with boring Dana, I wanna know what's up with Chris Brody! He's a person too, you know, Homeland writers!

Ooo, this sounds exciting! What shall we see? Depp as Gomez, only this time he's even more confused by pop culture? Wendesday dealing with sororities? Pugsley working the deep-frier at Burger King?

Robert De Niro doesn't want to be there

Goodbye, cruel world! *Kaboom*

Normally, I'd proclaim that this is an evil in need of vanquishing. But, it's Paul McCartney and we let him do pretty much anything he desires.

Classic Poe.

Stop it, CBS. You've already won, now you're just intentionally trying to humiliate everyone else.

That's why it's called a meet-cute.

Yeah, it was a moment of raw emotional vulnerability that her storylines have otherwise lacked for awhile. It would be peachy if they don't undermine that moment and overload her with overexposure, which they've already done.

It is one of the great ironies of this series that one of most prolific character actors ever to be interviewed for it has very little to say about his work.

Who would have thought Showtime would literally kill one show the previous week and then figuratively kill it with another the following week? Brave new world we're living in.

Revenge, Deception, and now Betrayal…

"Andy Samberg has a very punchable face…" — Mantra of his small, but devoted group of haters.

Yeah, I would like nothing more than some of these "Random Roles" to be 5-pages long.

I've also given this episode a chance to gestate (not that it deserves it) before looking back at it.

I feel so…used. I know that final twist with Michael C. Hall finally embracing his inner-lumberjack was coming but I just can't get over that feeling of disrespect for the viewer. I can't remember a ending that was this guilty of having it's cake and eating too since the House finale. That's quite a low bar.

Apple is a rockstar with covers, 'I Want You' is simply one of her many stellar covers. She also kills with her Bill Withers covers:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"People who didn’t think the original Ironside was sexy enough." — Basically the pitch for the Ironside remake.

Yeah, some people aren't equipped for Andy Samberg, me included. While I too secretly hope this'll transform into Barney Miller, the main impediment with that is Samberg unfortunates sets the tone for everyone to follow. Braugher is a decent Hal Linden stand-in though.

I think the last remaining interesting element of this show is that one day, interviews will exist with the principal actors where they'll hopefully disclose their thoughts on when this show went off the rails. I'm talking to you, Charlotte Rampling.